I forgot to inform you of the wonderful Friday morning I had prior to the Britney concert. I decided to be a good girl and take out the trash before heading off to work. Upon throwing the two bags into the dumpster next to my apartment complex, I realized my apartment key had gone along with them ... to the very bottom of this nasty, stinky, sticky dumpster. Reaching for them did no good; standing on my tiptoes and catching my armpit on the rim of the dumpster was also a failed attempt. I had to, in stilettos and dress clothes, climb into this dumpster, which had condensation all over it from the early morning dew. To accomplish this task, I had to hobble onto a wooden sawhorse that was about to fall apart and climb in. Disgusting beyond words. I was glad I put on perfume five minutes earlier to mask whatever smells I picked up in there; I also had no time to change before heading off to work, so with a damp tissue I quasi-cleaned my shirt and took the layer of grime off of the soles of my stilettos.
There is more from that day prior to Britney as well. After work, I drove to Dahl's to pick up a few groceries. On my way back, I saw a black, lacy thong sitting in the middle of the 31st Street entrance ramp. All I could wonder was who takes a walk of shame down the intersection of the interstate and 31st Street? It remains a mystery, and reminds me of the blue Victoria's Secret "sexy little things" line thong that appeared a few days earlier just off the lawn of my apartment complex. Victoria - I think you need to work better on that secret of yours.
On Saturday, I took a practice LSAT logic games section with Caitlyn and missed zero questions! Pretty exciting. And the LSAT I took yesterday in the library was in my range again. I am taking a Kaplan-proctored practice exam on Saturday with the hopes of this final prep test to reflect a similar pattern in scores. Only 12 days from now, I will be taking my exam ... oh, my goodness!
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